I have received a couple of messages (Yeah, I know I'm already pretty popular) regarding my blog description:
According to the authors of the messages, it SEEMS that I haven't written anything about pink sequined thongs yet.
That is because I haven't.
Therefore, since I am feeling unusually charitable tonight, I think that I will dedicate an entire post to...
RED sequined thongs !!!
MWAHAHA! Got you there didn't I? I am so mean. Now you will never hear about PINK sequined thongs. (Cue The Smiths' 'Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now')
Actually that thong isn't THAT sequin-y. And it's not even THAT red. Stupid thong. Ah well. That's the best Google Images has to offer at the moment it appears.
So. RED sequined thongs.
Errrm.
They are red.
And sequined.
And they ride up your bum.
Why anyone would wear RED SEQUINED THONGS is beyond me.
Except maybe if you have a job that requires wearing one. Then I'd understand.
I am tired. Good night.
"The joys and mainly irritations of a cynical uni student as she contemplates people, their stupid customs and pink sequined thongs with a mocking eye"
According to the authors of the messages, it SEEMS that I haven't written anything about pink sequined thongs yet.
That is because I haven't.
Therefore, since I am feeling unusually charitable tonight, I think that I will dedicate an entire post to...
RED sequined thongs !!!
MWAHAHA! Got you there didn't I? I am so mean. Now you will never hear about PINK sequined thongs. (Cue The Smiths' 'Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now')
Actually that thong isn't THAT sequin-y. And it's not even THAT red. Stupid thong. Ah well. That's the best Google Images has to offer at the moment it appears.
So. RED sequined thongs.
Errrm.
They are red.
And sequined.
And they ride up your bum.
Why anyone would wear RED SEQUINED THONGS is beyond me.
Except maybe if you have a job that requires wearing one. Then I'd understand.
I am tired. Good night.
Copyright © Caffeine Bubbles, 11 Feb 2010, Warwickshire, UK
6 comments:
I don't really get thongs...I mean, what's the attraction of buttflossing? And don't say the illusion of nudity. If you are intimate enough with someone to be viewing them in a thong, then you can probably also manage (or afford to pay for) full nudity.
thongs... bit unhygenique, aren't they?
JL: true. There are also people who buy thongs and who just... stare at them. But these peole are freaks.
Andrew: I imagine so, though I think I'll avoid going into details as to how
Hi there! Just popped over from a friends blog. Your name caught my eye. :P
Hmmm I'm not crazy about thongs. I bought a couple a few years back but I kept thinking that I had a wedgie and was constantly pulling at it.
Not attractive. Plus, I really don't have a good enough bum to wear them. You've got to have some sweet cheeks or don't bother.
Anyhow! Love your blog. :)
((Hugs))
Laura
Hmmm.
Believe it or not, I got my doggie thongs. (No kidding -- got them from a doggie shop)
She didn't really like them. They should make wider thongs :-) at least for dogs.
Sunshine: Thongs are awful. And as JL said, "what's the attraction of buttflossing?". Thanks for stopping by ;)
Hillblogger: Ew.
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